5 Ridiculous Dating Sites There are plenty of fish in the sea, and, it turns out, a lot of those fish are – on the Internet. – Lets talk about that. theme music – Good Mythical Morning! – Way back in the day, finding love on the Internet was weird. You know? – Sure, websites. – Dating websites. Its like, Ew, you found somebody on the internet? – Mhm. – and then it became normal, and now it is becoming weird again because dating websites are becoming so – commedically specific. – Huh!
Like, the nitch of the nitch! The neesh of the neesh! The neesh of the nitch! You mean like FarmersOnly, which I have spent a lot of time on. – Really? – Oh yeah. – Yes. Just to scratch the surface, – Yep.
Ive found a love boat load of websites where people meet other people,– You like that? And I have devised a game for you so that you can decide: Is this crazy sounding dating website a – truly real website, – A truly real website? – or a fakely fake one that I made up? – Okay. Its time to play: singing I Wanna Know What Love Is and I want these possibly fake dating sites to show me. – Catchy. – singing Yeah. – not singing Hm. – Im excited about this game. – Does it involve more singing from you? – No. Thank goodness. – Good– ness. – Alright. Listen. – Theres some big stakes here today. – Where? – Weve got– – inaudible Weve got a big announcement to make at the end of this episode. – laughs Thats the dumbest joke of the day. – Well, I said love boat load, so. – I just beat you. – Eh. – Okay.
Glad. Me glad. – I almost said New York Strip. If you get five of these right, you win the glorious position of being able to give the mythical beasts the amazing announcement that were – gonna give at the end of this thing. – Oh. If not, I get to give the announcement and receive all the glory associated with – giving said big announcement. – Thats quite a prize. Quite a prize.
Alright. Real dating website or not? Play along at home people. SinglesWithFoodAllergies.com. ampgtFrom their website it says: – Mhm. – Celiac and sexy?
Dairy-free and dynamic? – Oh. – Youve discovered a very useful website for singles with food allergies. Join now! Now, this is the kind of thing that, if it did not exist, it should. Right? – Because how many times– – Right? – Yeah.
Right! – crew laughing Because how many times are you with somebody and theyre like, – funny voice Oh I cant eat clams. – And youre annoyed. normal voice And youre like, Well why am I with you? – crew and Link laughs – Yeah. Yeah I really wanna eat clams more than be with you. Right.
Yeah, but if you could just take that out of the equation, you know theres gonna be some annoying food allergy right there at the – beginning. – Celiac and sexy? Dairy-free and dynamic? – Is it real or not? – Thats bad copy, but I do believe that it is a real website. – Youre right on both accounts. – ding sound – laughs Hey! – Bad copy and a real website. The official tag line is: Nowhere else will you find so many divorced, never married, or widowed individuals whos lives are – affected by food allergies. – Widowed?
Yeah, they gotta work on their copy. – Wow. – crew laughs – See us for that. – Thats good! Youre setting us up for the big announcement. Next one. – BikerKiss.com. – Rhett and crew laughs – Why are you laughing? – Biker kiss? – Dont laugh. – Biker kiss? Whether youre riding cross-country or off-road on a chopper, a cruiser, or a vintage bike, Biker Kiss is where youll find love.
Now, again, I feel like a biker dating website exists, but I dont feel like its called BikerKiss. Bikers wanna do more than just kiss, man. – crew laughs – They wanna wear leather vests. What? Well, yeah.
Im glad you finished that sentence. – Link and crew laugh – Is it real or not? laughs Its not real, man. Thats fake. – Nope, its real, dude. – What?! – buzzer sound – crew laughs Their official tag-line is: Two wheels. Two hearts. One road.
Rhett Oh gosh. Now that is good copy. – Yeah, thats pretty good. – Yeah. If you couldve told me that I wouldve got it. – Two wheels.
Two hearts. One road. – You wouldve never come up with that. – laughs – I mean, I think thats actually a biker – come-on line. – Two hearts. One wheel.
What is it? – Two wheels. Two hearts. One– – Thats a unicycle website. – both laugh – Alright, – Does that exist? – You did not get that one.
Could you see yourself visiting IDontBelieveInUs.com? – Oh gosh. What? – Welcome to the premiere dating website for nihilists and the people who love them. We believe in nothing, but we do it together. – Hm. – IDontBelieveInUs.com – Oh.
Thats very clever. – Nihilists. Very clever. Nihilists are not clever. – Sure they are. – They dont believe in being clever. – Thats now how it works, – They dont believe in anything. – but theyre all typically pretty clever. – Uhm. – crew and Rhett laughs – Wow.
I dont believe in us. I feel like the process of creating a dating website would be something so ante to their core values that it could never happen. – So Im going to say this is – Nihilists dont want to date? – not a real website. – I dont agree with your reasoning, but you stumbled upon the correct answer. – ding sound – Yay! – clapping – It is fake, – and lets just move right along. – Okay, lets do that. – I wouldnt care about what inaudible. – Right. I dont have to say anything. I made it up.
Vampersonals.com. – Can you guess what this ones about? – Can you repronounce that? – Vampersonals.com. – Oh. I thought you said van-personals. – Link and crew laughs – I was like, – Whether you want to meet others like you – Okay that probably exists. for simple recreation or find that special someone to shine within the dark for you. Come check us out. We dont bite too hard. evil laugh – crew laughs – Its– – Vampires. – It seems crazy, right? – Vampire dating site. – The thing that I have learned– Ive actually known about this.
There is a movement of people who consider themselves vampires and they drink blood, but theyre not actually vampires. Like the people with the teeth that have undergone some sort of, you know, transformation. – Theyre just weird folks. – Oh. Theyre not really vampires? Not really vampires. Those are in Eastern Europe.
So are you trying to say that this is a real site for fake vampires? – Yeah. – Or a fake site for real vampires? – This is a real site for fake vampires. – Correct. – ding sound – Hey! Whoop whoop! Look at that right there. Thats a nice looking website.
Vampersonals is one of the largest dating sites where you can meet vampire, – Link goth, or both. In your dreams. – Rhett And the goths in. – Link Enjoy the dark side of – Rhett Keep it vampire. the unlife. Alright. How many does he have so far?
You got three right. Alright. Youre setting up for success here. Repotted.com.
Repotted.com. Are you a divorcée with a green thumb? Repotted.com is the worlds foremost dating site for divorced people with a passion for gardening. – Love can sprout anew. – I can think of so many better names for– – Oh sorry.
For their website. – Were you just scared by your mug? – Yeah. A little bit. – crew laughs Thought I saw a plant in there. Repotted.
Repotted? I mean– I mean, yeah. Youre divorced. Youre into bonsai.
Thats half true about me. Did you hear about that? I have a bonsai now. Not divorced. – I saw your Instagram. – It really is a peaceful thing.
Its a very peaceful experience. I could definitely see how you can fall in – love with somebody. – Just give me the answer. I think plants and love really go together. – Im gonna say this is true. – Its false.
I made it up. – buzzer sound – I mean, if you think about it, people who garden just want to be by themselves and be divorced. – They dont wanna get back in. – They just wanna be with a plant. Right. So you didnt get it on that one. What about TheUglyBugBall.com? Dating for the aesthetically average.
Its like a nice way to say, – I think Im ugly, and I want– – Ugly bug ball? – crew laughs – Ugly bug ball. – Is this someone they play with? – Link and crew laugh Its not like an app game website. Its a dating website. Its not an actual ball though. Its like the ball. Cinderellas going to the ball.
Wheres the bug part come in? – Maybe. – Im confused. – Dating for the aesthetically average. – I definitely feel like a website like – this should exist. – That makes you a jerk. No. No.
Im just saying that, like,– No. Im saying that this is the kind of thing that seems logical to exist. Not like Im judging it. – Okay.
Okay. – Im just saying, – it seems logical – Does that make it real? that people are like, Im not interested in making myself look good and Im not making you look good as my partner. – Hm. – Lets get together. Lets go to the ugly bug ball. True. – It is true. – ding sound – Hey! – There was a Disney movie in 1963 called Summer Magic. They had a song about ugly bugs going – to a ball together and dance, – A b-b-ball? and thats where it comes from.
So yeah. – Its real. Good work. – Okay SuperCarDating.com is the site where millionaire high-performance car owners find their fine-living companion, i.e. a career-driven individual without a high performance car. Cause you dont need two.
Theres somebody who has a super car looking for somebody without a super car? Yeah whos still career-driven. SuperCarDating.com. – This is so specific. – crew laughing – It has to be fake. – Is that your answer? – Fake. – Nope, its real, dude. – buzzer sound – Our aim is to make millionaire dating to social networking more efficient for those that enjoy the super car lifestyle. – Bad name. – You both cant have super cars? – I mean, I added that. – Well you threw me off!
Nope. I didnt. Thats what they say. If you have a super car and want to date someone who doesnt have one.
That is what they said. Oh, okay. So you can ride with other passengers. Alright, it all comes down to this, Rhett.
Whether you get to make the – big announcement or I get to make it. – Okay. If you get this one right you get to make the announcement. YouComeToMe.com. We are the only dating website for agoraphobics and the people who love them. If youre looking to branch out without leaving your house, this is the website for you.
Cause they aint gonna leave. YouComeToMe.com. – crew laughs – But someone has to leave. You leave.
I stay here. Im agoraphobic. – But you love agoraphobic. – Nope. Nope. – Agoraphobics and people who love them. – Youre saying agoraphobic who – wants a relationship. – Yep. – You come to me. – Right. – crew laughs – Cause two agoraphobics. – Thatll never work. – No.
Well they could both stay inside together. – Once the person– – How are they gonna get together? They initially– They go to YouComeToMe.com cause its a real website– Not– Im just kidding. And they come to you and then you turn into an agoraphobic and – you both stay agoraphobic. – So he makes his date agoraphobic?
Im making no sense, but Im gonna tell you right now. You made that up. Thats fake. – I did make it up. – ding sound – Hey! – Alright. – Woo! Woo! Woo! – But maybe that site needs to exist too, but congratulations, Rhett!
You get to barely, – by the skin of your teeth, – Oh. and the hair on your back, just won the right to give the mythical beasts the major announcement. Let em have it! – Okay. Im ready! – Take the glory! I dont know why I did that with my collar but I just wanted to look more official.
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